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June 2018

Jun 22, 2018 2,724 notes
#detroit become human #just got this game #and i love it

apricops:

apricops:

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good

me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which

my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting

Jun 22, 2018 105,404 notes
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Jun 15, 2018 491,977 notes
#reply to the group?? #im wheezing

haunted-song:

i want to see 70s fashion come back for real, not just for commercialization. i want to see people strutting in bell bottoms and men with hairy chests in vneck shirts and women with bell sleeves. i want to see platform sandals and boots. i want to see farrah fawcett hair. i want to see paisleys and plaids and mandala patterns. i want to hear someone say “groovy” or “far out.”

Jun 14, 2018 3,753 notes

nojeansallowed:

I hope you all find someone who never stops wanting to get to know you

Jun 14, 2018 399,513 notes
Jun 11, 2018 71,064 notes

wattpadfic:

thenosleepsquad:

wattpadfic:

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

Jun 4, 2018 256,186 notes
#sometimes its my brian #sometimes its brian may on twitter
Jun 3, 2018 209,444 notes
#lgbtqa #pride #pride month #lgbt pride
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little-niggah-sugar:

ripleyscullies:

donttrysuicide:

“Actually, I’ve been playing some blues lately. I’ve done a couple of tracks and I usually end up singing and not screaming; it’s in the range where I can put some passion into it. The funny thing is, I actually can scream. I just did this track for Scotty Moore on a Sun Records tribute. It starts off very quiet and then the guy screams because he’s totally pissed off … I did a version of that and I screamed it. The problem is that I can’t do it all night.”

(Brian May)

I thought this was gonna be screaming like death metal or something & i was oddly amped up for that

Jun 3, 2018 224 notes
#brian may #holy lord this is hot
Jun 2, 2018 590,188 notes

May 2018

Magick of the Moon Phases

moonlightacademy:

New Moon

A time for:

  • New ventures
  • New beginnings
  • Love and romance
  • Health
  • Job hunting
  • Fresh starts
  • New projects
  • Personal Growth

Waxing Moon

A time for:

  • Constructive Magick
  • Love
  • Wealth
  • Success
  • Courage
  • Friendship
  • Luck
  • Health/Healing
  • Growth
  • Protection
  • Prosperity
  • Attraction
  • Any type of positive magick
  • Financial Growth

Full Moon

A time for:

  • All magick (Enhances all types of magick)
  • Love
  • Knowledge
  • Legal undertakings
  • Money
  • Dreams
  • Protection
  • Fixing any situations that need it
  • Divination
  • Cleansing and charging crystals and tools
  • Psychic awarness
  • Family and Friends

Waning Moon

A time for:

  • Banishing magick
  • Bindings
  • Removing addictions
  • Clearing negativity from your life
  • Getting rid of illnesses and sicknesses 
  • Harvests
  • Exorcism
  • Cleansing
  • Getting rid of bad habits

Dark Moon - Black Moon

Some practitioners believe this is a time to take a break from casting, others believe this is a powerful time to cast spells. 

A time for:

  • Removal of bad habits
  • Binding spells
  • Bringing things to justice 
  • Banishing
  • Dreaming/Prophecies

Crescent Moon

A time for:

  • Intention
  • Hopes 
  • Wishes

First Quarter

A time for:

  • Challenges
  • Decisions
  • Taking action

Gibbous Moon

A time for:

  • Adjustments
  • Refinements

May the Moon Light your path!

Moonlight Academy

May 31, 2018 9,081 notes

chillwerewolf:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

May 28, 2018 408,241 notes
May 28, 2018 630 notes

andreii-tarkovsky:

my life is like an artsy european movie, sad yet nothing happens.

May 28, 2018 73,480 notes

lysapadin:

“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”

—

The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine

This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media. 

(via concerninghumans)

May 28, 2018 179,203 notes
May 27, 2018 13,513 notes

buckysunshine:

thiccesty:

mikkeneko:

obstinatecondolement:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

bittensweetwolf:

To those fanfic writers that are not english native speakers: sometimes, when I read your work, I notice that english isn’t your first language, because there are strange phrases. I know immediately that to you, they are perfectly normal, since it’s the way your language describes things. And I love that, because here you go, creating your art, in a language you spent so much time learning, just so that other people can enjoy your stories! It is so amazing and I will never criticise you for that, but instead I will be thankful that you put in all the effort.

I love you all, you are amazing. Keep creating, please!

Writing is hard. Writing in a language that is not your native tongue is even harder. I love and respect the hell out of you all!

I read a book a while back, which I have completely forgotten the name of, but the author mentioned teaching poetry workshops to children of different age groups and said that the a lot of the younger kids came out with some really sublime stuff because they hadn’t internalised as many cliches and boring stock phrases in the English language yet, while the older kids tended to write very formulaic stuff in comparison. I think that writers working in a language that’s not their native tongue bring a similar quality to their work. You’ll see phrases that a native speaker could never come up with that are so fresh and beautiful.

We native English speakers tend to do a lot of washing in each others’ water, so to speak, when it comes to writing. We’re all drawing from the same stock pool of set phrases, idioms, metaphors, and classic literary references. 

Go to any Blockbuster (well, you can’t) and read the titles of the wall of B-listers. Dozens upon dozens of puns that are small variations off a handful of tired, overused metaphors. We laud a good writer as one that can put the words together in new ways – and ESL folks, you can do that without even breaking a sweat.

You second-language folks, you bring the fresh and the new into that pool. You put words together in ways that are absolutely correct, but we never would have thought to. You make our language younger and I absolutely am grateful for that.

This makes me feel better because sometimes I really want to write something in English but I’m afraid I’ll mess up

That’s a lot of encouragement. Thank you.

May 24, 2018 15,771 notes
on calls to boycott the Bohemian Rhapsody movie

thebaconsandwichofregret:

acrossmyengines:

Based on a 90-second teaser trailer and a few assumptions, the calls have gone out that we should boycott Bohemian Rhapsody for queer erasure.

“The trailer doesn’t show any gay content, only het stuff!”
There’s a split-second shot of Freddie hugging his girlfriend at one point. There’s also multiple shots of him obviously flirting with guys. The contention that the trailer is queer erasure is mostly coming from cis gay (white) men mad that the movie seems to be depicting Freddie Mercury as bisexual and capable of loving women at all, but given how significant his relationship with Mary Austin was to his life, it would be a disservice to everyone to exclude it.

Also, the cast list includes several male characters listed as “Freddie’s Lover,” as well as Jim Hutton, his partner in his final years.

“They’ve said the movie is going to ignore the AIDS crisis!”
No. What’s been said is that the movie ends in 1985. Once this information was released, people immediately jumped to assume that because the movie wasn’t going to chronicle Freddie’s illness and death in detail, it was avoiding the subject entirely. But the AIDS crisis was in full swing in ‘85, and Freddie of all people was extremely aware of it. The description of the trailer (the first teaser trailer!) even alludes to it.

It’s a fair point that they haven’t mentioned AIDS by name yet, but also, the only materials they’ve released so far are some promo images and one teaser trailer.

In this context, for people wondering why the creative team or the remaining band members don’t come out to “put the matter to rest” by assuring us the film deals with AIDS, it might help to remember that the media has in the past been extremely tawdry and exploitative in its treatment of Freddie Mercury’s illness and death (have you not seen all the “HIS TRAGIC AIDS STORY!!!” videos floating around Youtube? Not read the biographies that linger in lurid, dubiously sympathetic detail?). It makes sense to me that if Brian May and Roger Taylor have a heavy hand in the making of the film (which they seem to), they’d ask for a more subtle approach.

Also, again: we have six months till the movie comes out and only one teaser trailer at this point. Be concerned if you feel the need, but it’s a little early to call for a boycott.

Do not tell people to shun queer content because you have decided, six months in advance with very little information, that it won’t be up to your standards when it comes out.

This film was made with the considerable support of Freddie’s friends and bandmates. Brian May is a dedicated curator of Freddie’s legacy and so yes it will most likely be an idealised version of him but his friends aren’t ashamed of his sexuality or of his illness.

May 20, 2018 27,920 notes

strummerr:

the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃

some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR

May 20, 2018 62,687 notes

kickthenavi:

an extra warm ramadan mubarak to all of my muslim followers! may allah bless and accept your fasts! 💜💜💜

May 16, 2018 2,238 notes
Queen sharing clothes--the extended edition

itsrogerbaelor:

classictownshend:

ure-gonna-loveme-when-u-seeme:

gunpowderandgelatin:

it gets complicated okay

so there’s this jacket:

also worn by Brian

AND Roger

Now, the shirt John’s wearing there:

is also worn by Roger

AND Freddie ( i really assume most of these clothes are Freddie’s ‘cause you know he dressed the rest of the band)

Freddie and Brian share the little star shirt Freddie wears a lot (and that necklace too??):

Now notice the red & black jacket Brian’s wearing there…

John wears it

AND Roger (it seems to be Roger’s actually, he wears it the most)

Roger and John share this ugly arrow shirt:

Freddie and Roger share the flowery yellow jacket

AND, John and Freddie share the bike shirt:

~feel free to add~

@classictownshend

THANK YOU

May 16, 2018 1,285 notes
Let’s just hope the Freddie Mercury biopic has these subjects:

freddie-bowie:

david-boatie:

the-white-queen-walks:

ellie-hiddlebatch:

blackwhitekillerqueen:

blackwhitekillerqueen:

-Freddie Mercury as a young boy

-Freddie Mercury meeting Brian, Roger, and John

-Freddie Mercury throwing a brick through his manager’s window

-Freddie Mercury writing Bohemian Rhapsody

-Brian and Roger going into a fight then stopped when stumbling upon Freddie eating cereal in his underwear

-Freddie Mercury taking Princess Diana (dressed up as a man) to a I think it was a gay bar.

-Freddie Mercury writing I think it was Crazy Little Thing Called Love in his bathtub

-Freddie Mercury meeting Mary Austin

-Freddie Mercury meeting Jim Hutton

-Freddie Mercury meeting Sid Vicious and calling Simon Ferocious then pushing him down

-Freddie Mercury at Live AID

-Freddie Mercury and the band in the I Want to Break Free video

-Roger Taylor locking himself in a cupboard because Freddie wouldn’t put Im in Love with My Car on the B side of Bohemian Rhapsody

-The power outage from one of their concerts 

-The New Orleans party no one can remember 

-John Deacon coming up with the bass line for Under Pressure, then forgetting it

-”Im just a musical prostitute my dear”

-Freddie Mercury recording the These are the Days of our Lives video, and looking into the camera saying “I still love you”

….as the ending to the movie…

I was so happy until that last one and then I died a little inside

- Freddie calling his male friends by female names (I think Brian is Maggie, but I don’t remember the others)
- Freddie throwing a tantrum before a show and hiding away until the sound check when Brian calls “Freddie-Poos, where are you?”
- When Queen came back from a gig abroad in ‘74 and was overwhelmed by paparazzi because “the queen was arriving at Heathrow”
- Freddie anonymously giving money to those experiencing financial difficulty
- Freddie and Roger recording Seaside Rendez-Vous alone in the studio, dancing on tables and making sound effects with only their mouths
-Stuck in the lift!
-First time Freddie got high in 1970 when he accidentally made tea from pot, and later prancing the police when they came to break up a loud party by offering them some “jasmine tea”

-the “Bicycle Race” video basically occurred because the band was drunk and one of them jokingly suggested having a bunch of naked women on bikes in the video and their manager or someone thought they were serious and actually put together a bike race of naked women. Then the women complained that the bike seats were uncomfortable and the bike company was mad bc they had to make custom seats for a bunch of naked ladies

- everything about Freddie and Rogers clothing stall at Kensington Market
- including the story of how Roger sold Freddie’s favourite jacket and Freddie chased the guy down the street to get it back
-and them stealing things to sell them

May 15, 2018 634 notes
May 15, 2018 76,523 notes
#im so shook #rami malek #bohemian rhapsody

popokko:

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

May 13, 2018 175,428 notes

lieutenant-sapphic:

Being Gay And Stupid Ruined Oscar Wilde’s Life And By God It Is Going To Ruin Mine Too

May 10, 2018 27,491 notes

newtscamunder:

do you ever think about how lucky we were to be part of the harry potter generation??? younger generations can start reading the books now but they’ll never know what it’s like to anticipate the release of the next book, to wonder what direction the series will go in and actually not know the answers, to go to the movie premieres, to grow up alongside dan and emma and rupert, to live through a magical era. we’re the only ones who got to do that and that’s so special to me

May 9, 2018 9,100 notes
May 8, 2018 249,307 notes

librabutch:

person topping me: ok turn around
me: every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round
person topping me: …♫ turn around ♫

May 5, 2018 50,883 notes
#legit me and my husband
May 4, 2018 76,725 notes
#this got me #snort laughing

wlwkara:

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

May 2, 2018 116,638 notes

April 2018

Apr 30, 2018 247 notes
#god hes so pretty #rami malek
Apr 30, 2018 911,506 notes
Apr 30, 2018 205,513 notes
Apr 29, 2018 256 notes

incorrectpacificquotes:

Sledge: How do you just eat when there’s a dead guy laying there?

Shelton: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

Apr 27, 2018 250 notes

bigoledoints:

hotcommunist:

Where’s that Scottish tweet about tfw dancing queen comes on in the club. Pleas.

Apr 27, 2018 63,375 notes
Apr 24, 2018 103,774 notes

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

Apr 24, 2018 388,508 notes
#the more you know #wow
Apr 22, 2018 33,708 notes

joshwashingtondefensesquad:

Hello, yes. Here is your regularly scheduled reminder that Josh deserved better, Emily is a wholesome character, Ashley is not to be judged for her trauma, Jessica is not a slut and Matt deserved way more development.

Thank you.

Apr 19, 2018 1,583 notes

dobbio:

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

Apr 19, 2018 70,771 notes
Apr 16, 2018 1,520 notes

samid11:

ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus

P̙̳͡h͉̕ͅ'̩͎̫̱̮N̡̞͔̫g̮̪ͅL͕ͅu̺ͅI͏͓̰̣͍ ̳̟̭͔̲̝͟ͅm̤̲̟̟̩͢G̟̫̠̣̹͝l̷̻̰̟͈̲͖W̫'͚̖̜͔̝͜n̸̤͖̙A̦̗̤̹͓̜̞f̫͇̰̦͚̲͕́H̸̦ ̘̗̪̗̮̺c͚͔T̶̻̠̣̬̲̯̬h̴͓͉̥͈͈̙̦Ṷ͍͚͓̫̖l̹̦H͖̹͙͚ụ͈̕ ̹͓͇̰͝ͅͅR͔̻'͉̼̳̜͓͍̙l̜̦̭̟Ỳ͔͉͇͍̥ͅe̵̹̻̖̘H̥͠ ͘ẃ̪G̯̭͙̱a̞̪̰̤͇̖͝H̪̜̪͉̥̰ͅ'̩͖͈̣n̡A̱̣g̻̺̞̤L͏ ̪̙̙ͅf̴Ḫ̺̖̫t̜̜̼A͍̼͎͖̟̞̬g̦N͈͎̺̫

♫  ~ Singin’ Do-Wah-Diddy, Diddy-Dum, Diddy-Do ~ ♫ 

Apr 16, 2018 40,190 notes

snafusheltoneyes:

“There’s a place in most of us where the rain is pretty much constant, the shadows are always long, and the woods are full of monsters”

— Stephen King - The Long Walk (via tomkellyeveryone)

Apr 15, 2018 1,774 notes

hrjafael:

FRIEND: Wow! How did you know the answer to that question?

*represses all the info I learned from Nancy Drew games*

ME: Internet.

Apr 8, 2018 244 notes

lmaonade:

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

Apr 7, 2018 82,986 notes
#i mean yeah
Apr 3, 2018 5 notes
#ftm #transgender #topsurgery

mental-ch-illness:

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

Apr 3, 2018 205,554 notes

March 2018

twinksufjan:

being pretentious is an inherent part of gay culture dont let straighties shame u for having brunch and quoting little women and blogging about the homoerotic undertones of dead poets society

Mar 29, 2018 14,023 notes
#this is me
Yes, congrats! I hope everything goes well <3

Thank you so much!

Mar 29, 2018
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